song

(To the tune of "Oxford Comma," by Vampire Weekend. Recording available here. These filk lyrics are licenced under a Creative Commons Licence.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Thommo?
Shouldn't he be gently let go
To save
Some money?
That might just be a better way
To economise that's all right
With me,
With me

(To the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean." This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Licence. It's a protest song: sing it yourself if you want, when you want!)

I voted for someone I don't like
To stop someone worse getting in,
But that bugger got in regardless
And wasting my vote was a sin

Take back, take back, let's take back our suffrage today, today!
Take back, take back, let's take back our suffrage today!

Where do you think you are closing, Dr Beeching?
Is this how a railway’s run?
We are the ones who will suffer for your crime
We are the ones who won’t get to work on time
So how much of our network’s network are you closing,
How long till your work is done?