This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"Women's magazine" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Though you’ve left home in a rush
Those tired eyes can be concealed away!
Here’s how you get this great look in under an hour
(Though your bob cut’s très passé!)
Time to reduce the size
Of your bums and tums and thighs,
So you’ll always impress, out with the girls!
Next week: the truth about guys!
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