This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"War and Peace" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Show me Napoleon's war
As seen by the Muscovite elite.
As Bezukhov's good luck turns sour, Bolkonsky escapes
Austerlitz and grim defeat.
Through marriage, death and birth,
Trudging over frozen earth,
These aristocrats will come to enquire:
What was this bloody war worth?