This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"Dog Latin" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Demonstra mihi iter
Ad domum, ut possim dormire.
Vastabam parvum scyphum ante hora; Malus
Incipio sentire!
Ad quodcunque eam
(Littum, pelagum, terram)
Audietis semper canturiens:
Quomodo, ad patriam?