Cross-examination

This is Exercise #23 of the twenty-five Exercises in Song for Christmas 2008. It's also part of the full Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Cross-examination " originally appeared on p90 of Raymond Queneau's Exercices de Style in the 1998 Calderbook translation.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Exercises in Song 2008: #23

- Where do you want to go? - Home.
- You're tired? - Yes: I want to go to bed.
- And how much did you drink, and when? - A little, just now.
- Where did that go? - To my head!

- Where have you been (pick three)?
- To: 1. Foam 2. Land 3. Sea.
- And is that you singing? - Probably, yes!
- Who wants to get back home? - Me.