This is Exercise #24 of the twenty-five Exercises in Song for Christmas 2008. It's also part of the full Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"Casual " originally appeared on p107 of Raymond Queneau's Exercices de Style in the 1998 Calderbook translation.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Hey, mate! You give us a hand?
I'm knackered—you any good with maps?
I'm not from round here—visiting my brother—you what?
Well, a couple, yeah, perhaps!
I turned left at The Kite,
Then a right, then left, then right—
Now I'm here! What? Just there? Really? You're sure?
Cheers, pal! Tara! Yeah, g'night!