This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"Biased" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Not only is my trek long,
It’s tiring, confusing and a pain.
The drink I had in lieu of bed has given me
Such a headache: yet again.
The boring things I’ve seen
(Some were blue; some white; some green)
Can’t make up for asking how to get home:
Oh, I just can’t stand a scene!