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campinmygarden.com has been taken by domain squatters.

If all the people in the world squatted on your A record
Would you tell Tim Berners Lee or would you give in to the squat-horde?
I can see that all the possibilities of evil
Could sway your first decision: subject them all to slash-dev-slash-null

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And do you feel your site is threatened by the fabricated entries
Sent in by the sons of spammers you blocked back in the noughties?
I can see that all the moderation-queue upheaval could
Just back up your decision: subject them all to slash-dev-slash-null

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I can't stand another Viagra bot
I'll just let the buggers squat

When all the people in the world give up on your A record
Would you celebrate the passing of your life as Mister Squat-Lord?
You could see your internetly fame has come full circle
Just open up a terminal; subject your site to slash-dev-slash-null

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I can't stand another Viagra bot
I meant to disable this but forgot
I can't stand another Viagra bot
I'll just let the buggers squat

Oh goodness, my gracious; domain-squatting's contagious
My site now links to hentai and it's been like that for ages
Oh goodness, my gracious; domain-squatting's contagious
There's goatse and there's lemon-party on all of the pages, ba-doo-

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